Memory #40

At a stop light, I realized that I needed to turn right, and I didn't see anyone in the lane next to me. I decided to go for it and turn just as a car came flying at me. Luckily, she stopped with inches to spare. I was so embarrassed, and the commotion was over, so I drove off as fast as I could and pulled into a housing development to collect myself. The woman followed me and parked behind me! The enraged woman got out of her car and approached me. "What the fuck do you think you are doing! I can't afford to pay more on my insurance! Why did you just fucking drive off like that," she screamed and started getting closer. I said, "Sorry, did we actually crash?" "NO. But what the fuck were you thinking . . ." on and on she went. "Well, I said sorry!" I yelled and closed my window and left her there screaming with her red wrinkled face.