Memory #71

In fourth grade, I had to sit next to a boy named Caleb. He had been a new student earlier that year, and he cried all day on his first day in our class. He was chubby and could not speak English very well. All day long, he would let out noisy farts. I was very annoyed and disgusted by him. I solved the problem by sticking an air freshener under his desk! It stayed there for many months before we had to clean out our desks. He found it and pulled it off! I don't think it was working by that time anyway.