Memory #201

Students and teachers at our close-knit religious college performed, "The Vagina Monologues." My English teacher announced that her vagina wears tuxedos. Another teacher described how she was taught to find her g-spot in a class. A friend explained how she cut her vagina while shaving it at the command of her husband. A college dean wrote her own monologue: The Spiritual Interpretation of Vagina. During a group discussion, a Sociology professor asked, "If vaginas could speak, is there a difference between what a black vagina and a white vagina would say?" I had class with the tuxedo wearing vagina's owner the next morning.