Memory #218

While abroad with my college class, I came into my hotel room unexpectedly to catch my roommate masturbating. I really could not have cared less, but I did not want to make things awkward. I said hello and walked right to the bathroom as if I hadn't seen, giving him time to pull up his pants. Upon coming out, he began trying to make normal conversation. "Guess what I got for lunch?" he asked me, "A big old baguette!"